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The Onion - Oh, Those Homosexuals

tcr! · May 17, 2012 at 2:00 am

Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?

Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?

Take last Sunday, for instance, when I casually struck up a conversation with this guy in the health-club locker room. Nothing fruity, just a couple of fellas talking about their workout routines while enjoying a nice hot shower. The guy looked like a real man’s man, too—big biceps, meaty thighs, thick neck. He didn’t seem the least bit gay. At least not until he started sucking my cock, that is.

Where does this queer get the nerve to suck my cock? Did I look gay to him? Was I wearing a pink feather boa without realizing it? I don’t recall the phrase, “Suck my cock” entering the conversation, and I don’t have a sign around my neck that reads, “Please, You Homosexuals, Suck My Cock.”

How can you NOT love this?

#funnies #LGBT

jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · May 18, 2012 at 12:23 am

well now.

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