Why is there never a paperclip around when I need one?

They’ll be out laying in the street. They’ll be snoozing on the sink in my bathroom. The robot vacuum will be eating them for breakfast. But when I desperately need a clip for my papers, there are none to be found.

I should go back to bed. Forget about my taxes and recipients and paystubs and call this day a wash. The office supplies of the world can go fuck themselves.

🤪 #allislost