I’m always so proud of myself when I walk out of the grocery store without any ice cream.
In related news: I’m always so disappointed with myself when I’m sitting on the couch without any ice cream.
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· Jan 17, 2018 at 7:59 pm
I’m always so proud of myself when I walk out of the grocery store without any ice cream.
In related news: I’m always so disappointed with myself when I’m sitting on the couch without any ice cream.
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Buy ice cream!
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Botsford · Jan 17, 2018 at 9:30 pm
Right?
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You crack me up! 😂😂
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Karsin · Jan 18, 2018 at 11:36 pm
Exactly
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