One time when I was 10 or 11 I spilled grape juice on my white t-shirt before school. So I did what you’re supposed to do and hid it behind my dresser.
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· Feb 2, 2018 at 8:55 am
One time when I was 10 or 11 I spilled grape juice on my white t-shirt before school. So I did what you’re supposed to do and hid it behind my dresser.
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It was a John Deere t-shirt with green trim around the neck and sleeves. I don’t know if the mystery was ever solved.
The mystery was never solved! Although I did have suspicions!
Did you ever see the evidence?
I saw lots of evidence but I suspicioned it wasn’t you
You suspicioned correctly then.
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Your kind are what makes my blood boil. You should have your head shaved to mark you as a defiler of John Deere, the patron saint of corn. Your chin whiskers will turn grey and stay that way until you have repented your laundry crimes, and a pox upon you and your cat!
John Deere was pretty popular in O Town.
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