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Feb 2nd, 2018 at 8:55:33 am

tcr! · Feb 2, 2018 at 8:55 am

One time when I was 10 or 11 I spilled grape juice on my white t-shirt before school. So I did what you’re supposed to do and hid it behind my dresser.

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tcr! tcr! · Feb 2, 2018 at 9:02 am

It was a John Deere t-shirt with green trim around the neck and sleeves. I don’t know if the mystery was ever solved.

Momma J Momma J · Feb 2, 2018 at 10:41 am

The mystery was never solved! Although I did have suspicions!

tcr! tcr! · Feb 2, 2018 at 12:01 pm

Did you ever see the evidence?

Momma J Momma J · Feb 2, 2018 at 1:40 pm

I saw lots of evidence but I suspicioned it wasn’t you

tcr! tcr! · Feb 2, 2018 at 2:09 pm

You suspicioned correctly then.

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jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · Feb 2, 2018 at 9:20 am

Your kind are what makes my blood boil. You should have your head shaved to mark you as a defiler of John Deere, the patron saint of corn. Your chin whiskers will turn grey and stay that way until you have repented your laundry crimes, and a pox upon you and your cat!

tcr! tcr! · Feb 2, 2018 at 12:02 pm

John Deere was pretty popular in O Town.

jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · Feb 3, 2018 at 1:52 am

Snoopy smiling

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