And now I’m eating a bag of celery. Like an asshole.
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i can’t eat celery. i eat broccoli and brussels sprouts and twigs and low branches but i can’t eat celery. it’s bitter and it’s the food chain’s equivalent of velcro, another widely accepted evil branch of the axis.
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Most of the time when I’m having snacks at work I’m not even paying attention to what I’m eating. I’m on snack autopilot if you will. 😊
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yeah, but celery. it’s stringy. i’m proposing legislation.
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Yep, I need yards of floss if I even look at celery. Work that into the legislation if ya can.
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Gotta weigh in on the celery: I refer to it as stringy water.
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But the CRUNCH!! 💥
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Things water shouldn’t be:
1) Bitter
2) Stringy
3) Crunchy
4) E. coli O157:H7
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What about E. coli O157:H8?
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H8ers gonna H8.
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🤣 🤣
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I’m unreasonably proud of this joke.
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As you should be.
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