About this time every work day I start to go into nicotine withdrawals. No idea why since I maintain the status quo with intake.
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· Dec 19, 2013 at 1:36 pm
About this time every work day I start to go into nicotine withdrawals. No idea why since I maintain the status quo with intake.
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From the DSM IV, you're probably experiencing 305.10.
The Diagnostic Service Manual is a list of codes used in health care to bill the insurance companies. The IV simply means it's the 4th time they've revised it.
You also may be suffering from 292.12, PCP intoxication.
Or, 302.4, Exhibitionism.
Or you could have 307.7, Encopresis, which is an unhealthy relationship with your poop.
My favorite, but a long-shot at what is ailing you, is 312.34, Intermittent Explosive Disorder, which is what it sounds like: Rage-o-holic complete with breaking stuff.
You may also be afflicted with 312.39, a condition that includes pulling your hair out and eating it.
I'm still suffering from ODD. I didn't make it up. Oppositional Defiant DIsorder (ODD) is what it sounds like.
Good luck to you sir, and no penguins were harmed in the production of this missive.
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I apply 313.23 during Republican encounters unless they're dressed in Middle-earth garb.
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