I’m having another party. You’re obviously invited. I know that it’s only nine days away but whatever, that’s how I do. If you can’t come, don’t worry there’ll be another. If you can come, that’s awesome!

Feel free to bring a guest or two or three. And your kids. Or not. If you don’t know me or my friends, come anyway. You’ll have fun.

I’ll probably make vegetarian chili and maybe will have a cake. I’ll have snacks and drinks, too. You can bring whatever you want. If you don’t know my house rules for alcohol, they go like this: you can bring a bottle of wine but no boxed wine. You can bring a bottle of your favorite stout but no six-packs. You get the idea.

I would rather skip the presents. I order enough shit from Amazon. Yes, I have a mini pirate telescope, a banana slicer, an otamatone, and so on.

I won’t make puppets this time because people around here aren’t into them I guess. I may force you to watch 1984’s Sixteen Candles since it’s a birthday movie.

#xlvi