is that these are the end times. there’s gonna be a rapture. jesus is coming. soon. you’ll be sorry for your sporty socks then, buddy boy.

but…it’s not too late. i know a guy. he can get us on the ride man. i’m letting you in on this out of pure altruism. it’s gonna be $500, cash only, at the door. i’ll call you a couple hours before blast off. don’t wait too long man. you won’t even need a change of undies cuz it’s gonna be paradise.

in my imagination it’ll be like playing golf, on the moon, with bowling balls. y’know, cuz they’ll be super light and we can whack ‘em way across the universe. and if it happens to knock over some fattie’s mai tai, then who cares? he’ll forgive us, right???

there is no “off” position on the spiritual/dynamo switch. always thinking.