Apologies to emerson, lake, or palmer

Ladies and Gentlemen! For One Night Only!

If you would please direct your attention to the small stage on the left, we have Sarah Palin, naked, wrestling and killing a genuine werewolf!

And following this spectacle, if you will kindly notice on the small stage to my right, none other than Jesus Christ, on bongo, smoking a joint, and juggling dildoes, with His feet!

AND NOW, for the GRANDE FINALE, on the Gigantic Center Stage:

a rodeo clown taking pictures of his weenis, and sending these pics to various bimbi scattered throughout teeveemerica.

#funnies