With the following, I am able to insult roman catholics, the Kennedy family, the foremost 20th century sex symbol, plus various well respected public figures, use an offensive ethnic slur, and repeatedly use the most offensive vulgarity known to women.

I was inspired by the dirt found when they combed through an interview Jackie Kennedy gave close to 50 years ago, shortly after her husband was murdered.

(It kind of takes away from it, but my point is that when people quote the very worst things people say, there’s no end to it. I suspect most of us have uttered a few things we wish we could take back. Sooo, I played with it. I laughed my ass off at myself.)

Oddly enough, it turns out the former first lady had a salty vocabulary. Some of her lesser known bon mots:

Mother Theresa: “a ball busting cunt”

Pope Paul VI: “a pious cunt”

Marilyn Monroe: “a white trash cunt”

La Cosa Nostra: “dago cunts”

Bobby Kennedy: “suckass little cunt”

William Holden: “knows his way around a cunt”

#paddling