whenever i am in baltimore (4 or more times per year) we stay with dan, elaine’s brother. on the way to d.c., we pass some hard to miss graffiti that announces, “fat chicks rock!”.

this fact was demonstrated tonight on letterman, with a band called ‘Gossip’. the lead singer fits the category of fat chick and she could dance.

in related news, at work last saturday night, we had more than 1700 pounds of human flesh on the hoof. this is 5 pts. the avg weight was greater than 350.

my co-workers pt weighed 470 pounds. the co-worker weighs approx 135. the pt’s ass probably weighs 135. if this pt had fallen over she would have severely injured or killed the co-worker.

i am considering asking to be paid by the pound.

craig ferguson’s show is not to be missed.

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