Dude I can’t even look at that morsel without tasting it in my mouth 🤢

…because I have a sock fetish. Sooo, she took hers off. Many drinks later, we….

…wanted to know if I bit my nails. I ‘llowed that I had in the past nibbled. She said I wasn’t even prepared for what she was sportin’.
There are several redacted paragraphs here.
Suffice to say, I wasn’t prepared.