Yep, once Jake’s bagel torus rolls from mathematical blunder to proportional miracle, the GUT will prevail le TOE winner. Much like when Dunkin’ Donuts released the Glazed Donut Breakfast Sandwich or GDBS.

Please note: pictured are tator-rounds and not tator-tots. TRs are the inferior of the species really.

If you’ve ever wondered what the general Canadian perception of the USA is, my immediate reaction to the GDBS was “this is the most American thing I’ve ever seen”. Sugar glaze with scambled eggs? I wonder what it tastes like. I don’t suppose you’ve tried it, what with the bacon.

The round must have a different texture from the tot - there’s not as much middle.

Yep, only an American would ruin sugary glazed donuts by putting a fried egg in the middle.

I can’t mix such things. It’s like mixing soda and cereal.

PTveryfunnyLord!