While visitin’ the big city it struck me how much I noticed the internet.

Not the Internet Exploder, Mozzarella Firefox kinda net but the cities themselves.

As we wandered, lonely as two clouds it occurred to me how each and every store was viaing for our attention. Cheesy neon signs, colourful menus plastered in store fronts, big sandwich board wearing peanuts. All enticing us to sample their wares.

The smaller stores or attractions had to compete for our attention with the big slick glossy boutiques. And we had to avoid the crap to get to the good stuff!! Lest we come away with some
gold painted turd.

Sound familiar?? Yup. The Interweb is alive and working it in your cities. Real spam sites. Real mail. Actual malls.

Why surf the web in seclusion armed to the teeth with virus protection? Why spank it solo while
you wait for your e mail to load?

I’ve heard there are places where you can interact with real people and receive tangible items
for analogue currency. There may still be actual spank banks where you can get a real virus, and those little blue pills I heard about.

C’mon everybody! It’s a sunshine day.

I think I’ll go for a walk outside now.
The interweb’s calling my name. (I can hear it now)
I just can’t stay inside all day.
I gotta get out, cuz I wanna get laid. (By a real woman)*

*Thanks Bradys

#interweb #Bradys