The Theory of Everything.

Warning!  Plot Spoiler!

The guy gets Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis, Lou Gehrig’s disease.  It’s the god-damnedest thing.  If you can think of a more gruesome death, you’re probably a terrorist.  What will happen to most people with ALS is that they smother to death.  There are some subtle muscles needed to breathe and ALS won’t let those muscles work.  Modern medicine will breathe for you, but sitting here in what is probably the last half of my life, I can say I don’t want to live if someone has to wipe my ass and it takes a vent for me to be alive.  Don’t let me harsh your mellow so early in the morning.  Stephen is a hero.  I do not understand christian arithmetic.  You’d think there’d be something better than a “brief table of random numbers”.

I am sober.  I have no right to be.  I fiddle around with Charles Bukowski attitudes and have a very thinly veiled contempt for most of my species.  And Stephen is a guy who ends up on god’s torture table.  Meanwhile the Westboro Baptist types are…never mind.  God bless us, everyone.  Now let’s have another go at that greasy fucking goose.

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