I know I’ve made several public statements vowing never to discuss it, I feel it’s time to truthfully discuss something I’ve long termed “nobody’s business.”

I am NOT a vampire.

There. I said it. And no matter how many little “nip and tells” say different, it’s the truth.

I didn’t know what the proper format for my announcement was, so I finally decided that NPP has the most cred, and wanted to let all our faithful readers (is it really just me?) have the scoop.

And I’ve never slept with Gloria Vanderbilt. Or had her read to me.

#religion