Dear Help Desk:

My co-worker listens to country music. The cafeteria here specializes in deep-fried rubber tires. Also, the PC we collect the sleep data on sometimes goes to a blue screen and stays there (since last Thursday). My boss says we should be thankful we’re digital.

Oh, the reason for my note: Can you recommend a safe alternative to the country music station? Lives are at stake.

Thanks for all your work.

PS:
How long does it take for blood to dry in a keyboard? If I am quick enough, can I just pour it out? Will an office waste basket hold it all?

#HickvilleUSA