You’re trying to seduce me Mrs Robinson.

I wanted to put Audio Goods and Movies. “Category” wouldn’t let me choose two. Story of my life.

I rode down to Springfield, Il today for a job interview and tried to listen to the pop radio. I wanted to kill myself more or less the whole way. Music has always been such an important part of my life and to hear it raped and left for dead on the side of the road made my soul ache through the earholes.

Apparently anything is excellent if you put the word “edgy” in the description:

All right gang here’s the newest thing! Let’s try some Edgy Lesbian Banjo Polka! Make your voice sound as rural or southern as possible and grunt a lot.

All this “alternative country”. It’s the diarrhea of country music and putrid as a rock sound. They think they’ve combined the 2 and come up with an improved hybrid but it sucks donkey ass through a straw 3 miles long.

#music