I'd also like to nominate Woodcocks and Peapeckers, their alternate-universe alter-egos.

and in my altar ego nominated performance, i'd like to nominally add, Pulpit Birds.

Watch out for the Catholic Cardinals. More than ten have been caught up on a ladder, at the second floor window, one hand under the trench coat.

I ate a dead frog once, I didn’t throw up or nothing.
—Bill Cosby

Parrots don't have enough white meat for a thanksgiving type meal. They'll also squeal if you try to take the nuggets off.

I've heard people have had good success with wining and dining the male parrot before attempting nugget removal.