my favorite hobbies are wrasslin’ an’ truck/tractor pulls.

i been lookin’ for a way to combine ‘em.

if we could get ‘em to wrassle from the trucks…(dabbing my eyes) but alas, we’d never get a pair of tights on a truck.

if we could somehow involve televangelists in this spectacle, be still my beating heart, we’d have us a genuine throw down/hoe down.

maybe we could get the preachers to come ridin’ up in trucks, bleat some verse at each other, and then set to wrasslin’ round in their underwear.

i think gomer pyle said it best, but then again, i always think gomer said it best, “GOLLEEE!”

#HickvilleUSA