Somewhere, somebody is using that article as reference material to draft a real bill.

Truth is stranger than fiction. How about you just dump your leftover coffee on the boss’s chair every day?

Is there a John Luck Pickerd here?

There really was a slop bucket at one point, something like the one pictured below. My boss and the other nerd developer would actually dump their left over coffee in it day after day.

Of course (1) it would go moldy and smell something foul. As soon as I saw the white blooms, I would cover the container with whatever bag I could find.

Of course (2) nobody thought it as gross as I.

Of course (3) nobody would dump it unless clients were coming in.

Dr. Lecter was not a villian. He was the hero of those stories. I’ve read each and saw all incarnations of the movies.
Dr. Lecter was performing a community service when he committed what so many call his “crimes”.
:)
I’ve never understood people who place this kind of story under “horror”. I don’t think I’m splitting hairs when I say that thriller is more accurate. I’m sensitive about the good Dr., who is one of my favorite characters in literature. I place him alongside Atticus Finch, and real life hero Jonas Salk.
Take an afternoon and read some Jim Thompson, and the world will make more sense.

good to know

Commenting should be faster, too, now that their corresponding emails are queued for delivery.

hahahaa!

I’m holding out for “DWARF RAPES UFO; FLEES ON NUN”.

Looks like a cookie wrapper but was actually a set of Allen wrenches. :D

That headline is the best thing I’ve read all week.

This is absolutely no shit:
There is a novel about these guys. It’s called, “Dwarf Rapes Nun, Flees In UFO!” It’s about a New York paper, (thinly disguised NY Post) and they age of the Headline. I still have it. It came up in conversation at the book club at the Kennedy Library book club in Muncie. It did me good to know there are others like me out there.

i’ve never been able to forgive her for stealing my dance moves. it was just mean.
oh, i love it. will look for more.

was it a cookie?

squirrel bait

The name brands do, but not the grocery store grenades.

i think grenades come with a pair of disposable gloves?

promising.

Hey jimi, how about this? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1328739/Facebook-gets-Social-Media-Sobriety-Test-check-youre-drunk-post.html

I tend to favour the psychological torture, but if you do go with the grenade plan, wear gloves.