I always assumed I'd need one glass of the 'nog for the holidays. About half way through it became a stupid idea. That was before the discovery of lactose intolerance.

i'm kinda glad they shot the little ingrate in the head. i'd a shot him in his teeny little elfin balls. trying to escape a cushy situation like santa's workshop. i'd of shot 2 of his friends too, just to spread a little cheer.