Do you ever lacerate your toe on an electrical outlet and then think to yourself:
Boy, I’m a dumbass. Nobody lacerates their toe anymore.
I didn’t think so.
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· Sep 30, 2018 at 12:05 pm
Do you ever lacerate your toe on an electrical outlet and then think to yourself:
Boy, I’m a dumbass. Nobody lacerates their toe anymore.
I didn’t think so.
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barberblademaiden · Sep 30, 2018 at 6:15 pm
I read that as “lactate on your toe.” And I was gonna say, no, no I have not. But I have cut myself on a flat expanse of wall somehow.
A flat expanse of wall, huh?
barberblademaiden · Sep 30, 2018 at 7:45 pm
Yup
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thewattsolak · Sep 30, 2018 at 10:53 pm
I once broke my baby toe by catching it on a chair leg.
thewattsolak · Sep 30, 2018 at 10:54 pm
Also, I stubbed my toe on my rotary cutter a few weeks ago and split it open. I’m not to trusted with bare feet.
I didn’t think there were even bones in the baby toe. I figure it was a glorified earlobe or something.
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luckyeyeink · Sep 30, 2018 at 11:00 pm
I’ve done it. The hospital will want to super glue it together but like, Super glue is cheap so I’d say if you’ve got steady hands do it your self.
Of all the times I’ve hurt myself they’ve always used stitches and staples. I feel like I’m missing out on this superglue craze everybody is raving about these days.
luckyeyeink · Oct 1, 2018 at 9:18 pm
They like to push stitches/ staples because if the wound gets reopened it’s less damaging.
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