Vladimir Putin opens Russian ‘military Disneyland’ Patriot Park

President says theme park is part of Russia’s ‘military-patriotic work with young people’, and announces 40 new intercontinental missiles.

Lunch consists of army rations, shopping is mainly for Vladimir Putin accessories, and instead of riding rollercoasters children can play with grenade launchers and clamber over heavy weaponry. Welcome to Patriot Park: fun for all the family, with a militaristic twist.

The sad news is that I’d probably enjoy this.

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