“BREAKING NEWS. The public was baffled by a sight never before seen in Times Square. Around 1pm ET, future US Vice President Mike Pence wandered up and down the street, mumbling incoherently to himself for over an hour. When police came onto the scene to ask about his behavior, he reportedly said, “I just need to pray the gay away harder that’s all” over and over. Pence has made his stance on the controversial practice of conversion therapy clear during his time in office.

During this disconcerting episode, Pence was also seen asking citizens for donations for the Amphibian Survival Alliance, a conservation program near and dear to the future VPs heart due to his undying love for the frog species. What we can do now is pray that Pence comes to terms with his homosexuality and gets the mental help he so desperately needs. For more on this story stay tuned.”

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