Peeps… I was laying in bed pondering as I do when I heard this familiar watery noise. And I thought to myself, “Who the hell is flushing the toilet? I’m trying to think!”
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· Mar 27, 2015 at 6:05 pm
Peeps… I was laying in bed pondering as I do when I heard this familiar watery noise. And I thought to myself, “Who the hell is flushing the toilet? I’m trying to think!”
My second thought is that if I’m alone at home with a Ben & Jerry pint (which I am), only one of us is going to come out alive.
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Cheers, Capt. Picard…
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oh you goodam write!!! half-baked and phish food. cherry garcia. These are the half-pints I should devote more time on.
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I’ve always liked ice cream (I mean who doesn’t) but I’ve had an extraordinary love affair with it as of late. I even eat it when I’m full.
That prob speaks as to why I’ve gained ten pounds over the winter.
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