Anti-Bear-Attack Pack

Obviously the best thing to do when a grizzly is attacking you is punch it in the face or, if you’re a lady, kick it in its twig & bear-ies. But if for some reason when the moment comes you can’t remember how to make a fist or lift a leg without crumbling to the ground, a good alternative is to spray it with UDAP’s version of bear mace. An even better alternative: load the Bear Spray into UDAP’s Back Attack Pack so you’ll be covered in the event of unexpected charges from behind, plus when pinned to the ground.

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