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50 Jon Stewart Quotes on His 50th Birthday

tcr! · Nov 28, 2012 at 9:00 pm

Jon Stewart is 50

50 of the Greatest Jon Stewart Quotes

Everyone’s favorite silver fox with the rapier wit and passion for political puns turns 50 today. Happy birthday, Jon Stewart! The Daily Show satirist has brilliantly conquered “bullsh*t mountain” with his insightful and hilarious commentary on the media, American pop culture, politicians, and more. The boy from New Jersey — who later studied chemistry and psychology at William & Mary, rose through the ranks in New York City’s comedy clubs, and found a home as a writer and host for Comedy Central — has delivered some of the best, no-holds-barred commentary of our generation. We’ve gathered 50 of his greatest quotes after the break. Feel free to celebrate along with us by adding your favorites, below.

My personal fave: If you don’t stick to your values when they’re being tested, they’re not values: they’re hobbies.

#jonstewart #bdays

Felix Lee · Nov 29, 2012 at 1:07 pm

Jon Stewart: "I always knew I shouldn’t have said that."

Happy birthday to Jon Stewart! I'm a big fan.

tcr! tcr! · Nov 29, 2012 at 10:27 pm

"I'm not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance."

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