So in other news one time back when I was a teenager I ate one of those 3 inch Tootsie Rolls. Maybe they’re 4 inch I don’t know for sure. However long it was, it was so good that I ate another one. And then another one.

Be advised dear reader: the downside to enjoying three 3” Tootsie Rolls is that it gave me a crazy tension headache. Like the muscles in my jaw weren’t prepared for such a chewing workout.

Also please note that even though the memory of this monstrous headache is still as vivid as ever, it has NOT once kept me from enjoying the sweet little chocolate treats.

#thehorror #tootsieroll