You’re suffocating, I can’t breathe
You’re fascinating, I can’t leave
You’re aggravating, I can’t see
You’re stimulating, I’m so naive
You’re isolating, it’s Christmas Eve
You’re decorating, I’m so relieved

The best thing is you

You’re getting no lunch today

You’re ice skating, I underachieve
I’m irritating, leave me be
You’re armor plated, I’m short sleeved
I’m complicated, need a reprieve
You’re circulating, I can’t believe
I’m calculating, I overachieve

The best thing is you

You’re getting no lunch today

We’re celebrating on New Year’s Eve
You’re mandating green tea
I’m frustrated, lost my keys
You’re queerbaiting, rent free
You’re tailgating, feel deceived
We’re desecrated, I’m kinda relieved

The best thing is you