My sense of humor is often about how far away from reality a situation could get.

I went through a “cannibal” phase. I would write co-workers notes asking them to join me in signing petitions to stop harassment of cannibals.

Now it seems, reality has trumped me again.

There’s a cop who’s been arrested for being not just a cannibal, but the leader of a ring of cannibals. I couldn’t make this up.

#thepolice