Audio (MP3): 20180709 - Within a 10 block radius
So this past weekend I pulled into the gas station to get some supplies. It’s the weekend and it’s sunny so the gas station is plum full of cars. I pull up close to the building in an empty spot. It wasn’t an official parking spot but gas stations are free-for-alls when they’re busy. One guy had even parked right in front of entrance to the gas station so whatever.
I go in and get my supplies, wait in line for 10 minutes while Aunt Loretta picks out her Powerball numbers. My favorite thing.
Also, before I say anymore, don’t make this about you. Because it’s not.
I come back out, get in my truck, and am getting ready to leave when a guy, a big dude, tries to squeeze in between my truck and the gas station. Of course he could’ve easily walked around on the other side but no, he chose to squeeze through the narrow corridor between my truck and the station.
There wasn’t even a sidewalk there for crying out loud. Well, there was but nobody could walk on it with the ice machine, firewood, stacks of blue washer fluids taking all the walkway real estate.
So I’m sitting there close enough to literally touch him as he shimmies by. About a foot past my driver side window he starts shaking his head in what I can only assume to be judgmental disbelief that I had the ABSOLUTE NERVE to park where I did.
Shit like that gets on my nerves like you wouldn’t believe. I don’t do well when people judge me for situations they put themselves in to begin with. Like I’m somehow at fault because he couldn’t squeeze his 600 pound life through the two foot gap I left.
So then I yell out in all of my spiritual glory, “FUCK YOU” loud enough for anybody within a 10 block radius to hear.
He doesn’t turn around but instead continues toward the gas station door.
And then I realize that wasn’t another of my finest moments.
PS- I want to stress that I see this as something along the lines of me going into the Big and Tall stores and then shaking my head because nothing on the racks is in my size.
jimi hindrance experience · Jul 9, 2018 at 7:44 pm
“I’d rather see a sermon…” 😎🤣
tcr! · Jul 9, 2018 at 10:40 pm
“The eye’s a better pupil”
jimi hindrance experience · Jul 9, 2018 at 10:41 pm
I’m watching this little kid sing The Black Crowes Hard To Handle. She’s gonna break the internet.
tcr! · Jul 9, 2018 at 10:44 pm
Kids’ll do that. 😊
jimi hindrance experience · Jul 9, 2018 at 10:44 pm
Did you see her? Search 13 y.o. singing Black Croes
tcr! · Jul 9, 2018 at 10:57 pm
This one? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gPHVLxm8U-0
jimi hindrance experience · Jul 9, 2018 at 10:57 pm
Yep but a different song.