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One too many pizzas

tcr! · Dec 28, 2019 at 1:55 pm

one too many pizzas

Guys, I ordered one too many pizzas last night for my daughter’s Friendsmas party. I was thinking of selling it on Facebook Marketplace but had second thoughts after I remembered how nobody wanted the pair of jeweled bone earrings I put up for sale a couple of days before Christmas.

Anyways, this FREE delicious Italian pizza is perfectly fine. Nobody licked it or anything. And yes, it’s the one in the actual photo! Just look at all that cold cheesy goodness.

It’s missing a piece because earlier this morning I left one on the neighbor’s front step since she left some Christmas fudge on ours last night. I made her a crayon holiday card but I got red sauce on it so it ended up in the trash. Right where it belonged. With all my other hopes and dreams.

So now the double dough pizza is nuzzled in its box in my fridge if you’d like to stop by and get it. It’d be great for any of you hungover types who need something chewy and filling on this not so sunny Saturday afternoon.

It’s duct taped to the top of my mailbox or something for easy pickup, too! 🎄💝 🍕

#photos #pizza

JK · Dec 28, 2019 at 2:24 pm

Breakfast!

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darlene · Dec 28, 2019 at 2:28 pm

donate it to Lazarus House!

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Momma J Momma J · Dec 28, 2019 at 2:52 pm

pizza with pepperoni sunglasses

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Grab Bill · Dec 28, 2019 at 3:40 pm

Looks delicious! Freeze it for Friendster.

tcr! tcr! · Dec 28, 2019 at 6:37 pm

What is Friendster?

Grab Bill · Dec 28, 2019 at 7:08 pm

Friends Easter

tcr! tcr! · Dec 28, 2019 at 9:22 pm

Oh, I been there!

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Furno Mitchell the First · Dec 28, 2019 at 4:09 pm

Freeze it for later

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eGarcia · Dec 28, 2019 at 5:34 pm

It fascinates me that people are giving advice and can’t figure out this is a joke…

tcr! tcr! · Dec 28, 2019 at 6:37 pm

Somebody actually messaged me on FB, inquiring about the pizza. I’m 100% serious.

eGarcia · Dec 28, 2019 at 6:39 pm

I believe it. Society really is doomed. I see it everyday on social media.

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lederman14 · Dec 28, 2019 at 6:55 pm

Now I want pizza 🍕

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J Weg Rzyn · Dec 28, 2019 at 7:18 pm

Interested! Can pick up next Thursday @ 4:37 pm

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Dunne · Dec 28, 2019 at 7:33 pm

I’d like one piece

tcr! tcr! · Dec 28, 2019 at 9:19 pm

(and everybody else interested)… One day I’m gonna get a cheese pizza delivered to the court yard by McNally’s and invite all you guys. First come first serve of course. 👍

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Waxman, Jules · Dec 28, 2019 at 7:55 pm

dog rolling on floor and laughing

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schlakxz · Dec 28, 2019 at 8:57 pm

tl;dr

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ouellette · Dec 28, 2019 at 9:00 pm

You could’ve fed 3 rescue dogs with that or one large coyote. What a waste…

tcr! tcr! · Dec 28, 2019 at 9:16 pm

☠ïļ

Pizza Is Toxic To Dogs

ouellette · Dec 28, 2019 at 9:19 pm

Video (MP4): bulldog with pizza

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VICKRAS · Dec 29, 2019 at 8:24 am

If ever you have leftover food like this The Lazarus House in St Charles accepts it.

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jinks · Dec 29, 2019 at 11:10 am

pizza with pepperoni sunglasses

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Debbbie Kerrrman · Dec 29, 2019 at 1:09 pm

You are silly 😜

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kerstin.german · Dec 29, 2019 at 4:53 pm

Can I order through UberEats? ðŸĪĢ

tcr! tcr! · Dec 29, 2019 at 5:07 pm

I think so. Lemme check with management.

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marney0160 marney0160 · Dec 30, 2019 at 4:50 pm

What! I missed the jeweled bone earrings!?? I could have pretended they came from my hand. Dam it!!

tcr! tcr! · Dec 31, 2019 at 6:58 am

Your hand bones are what gave me the inspiration for the jeweled bone earrings!! 👂ðŸĶī

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