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Mascots — the creepy yet lovable originals

tcr! · Jan 13, 2016 at 10:59 am

7 Famous Mascots (Who Once Looked Scary As Hell)

7 Famous Mascots (Who Once Looked Scary As Hell)

Cutesy, huggable mascots are a shockingly new corporate strategy. Up until recently, it was perfectly acceptable to toss a wretched byproduct of Satan’s sperm bank right in the paying customer’s face, watch them scream and cry in a puddle of their own fear-vomit, and then calmly ask, “Will that be cash or credit?” How these characters survived their annual exorcisms to become so adorable and beloved today is beyond us.

#reallife

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