Sign in to your account



This field is required


forgot your password?


New to the site? Create an account →

Here’s what happens when you unfriend someone

tcr! · Feb 2, 2018 at 2:47 pm

Audio (MP3): 20180202 - Here's what happens when you unfriend someone

here's what happens when you unfriend someone

This showed up on my timeline just a little bit ago.

So Facebook “noticed” I unfriended somebody. I highly doubt if they just “noticed” anything. They KNOW our every move people. They track and follow said movements even when we’re not on their website or using their apps.

These social media overlords go so far as having shadow accounts of people that don’t have real, actual Facebook accounts. Oh yeah, it’s true. Your dead cousin who died back in 1996? Yep, he’s on Facebook but only FB knows this. Well, Instagram knows, too.

So they both know he was your cousin and that you guys went to Guacamole once for Spring Break. That’s what happens when you upload your contact list to Facebook. Don’t ever do that again.

“Noticed” — ha. They make it sound like Wimpy just noticed a hamburger on Tuesday. Facebook don’t just “notice” shit. They prob predicted I was gonna unfriend Sally days before I even considered it. They got their Machine Learning™ that studies who and how often I unfriend people and then use the algorithms to tie it all back to my dead cousin, Vinny.

Next their post says, “This means that they’ll no longer be able to see…” What am I five? I know what the hell happens when I unfriend someone. That’s why I unfriended them.

And then that last sentence, “Don’t worry, we won’t tell them that you’ve unfriended them.”

I’m surprised they didn’t throw in, “but we could.”

Just like when Luiz coulda ripped Blu’s throat out but didn’t…

youtube.com/watch?v=xCHSWEx6iX0

…but he coulda.

And finally, this team should change their name from “The Facebook Help Team” to the “Facebook Hamburger Helper Team” — at least that’d make more sense.

#socialproblems #facebook #diariespodcast

tcr! tcr! · Feb 2, 2018 at 3:05 pm

And what’s with those blue rubber gloves with the finger tips cut off?

Reply

It’d be better if you signed in before commenting


Post

Add a comment

It’d be better if you signed in before commenting


Post



Latest articles for #diariespodcast

Mapped podcast listener locations

· 7 days ago

A few months back I started keeping track of where my podcast listeners are geographically…

New diaries podcast logo

· Nov 8, 2018 at 10:39 am

The other one was starting to feel dated. #diariespodcast

diaries podcast on the Fire TV

· Jul 11, 2018 at 8:29 pm

Peeps, I’m pleased to announce that you can now listen to the tcr diaries podcast on the Fire…