Audio (MP3): 20180928 - Do you ever wake up cranky for no good reason?
And then when you’re walking down the stairs you say “fuck those guys” but there are no guys there?
And then when you’re standing in the kitchen getting your lunch ready you see a teeny purple flower on the floor and say “get the fuck out of here” and kick it under the stove?
And then Alexa plays Kiss Me Deadly and then you think to yourself “Why does Ozzy get to hold heaven in the palm of his hand? Fuck that.”
And then when you’re driving to work your phone vibrates in your pocket so you pull it out and see it’s an email from Amazon Prime Video. They’re canceling your Comic-Con HQ Subscription because the channel is no longer available. And then you say “I don’t give a fuck about that. I never did.”
And then when you’re sitting at your work desk pondering all the fucks you’ve said before 9AM this very morning, you remember that not all the stories end with a spiritual revelation.
Happy Friday, peeps!! 🙄
tism · Sep 28, 2018 at 9:49 am
You’ve given the balance of your fucks away before noon!!!!
tcr! · Sep 28, 2018 at 10:57 am
I know!! I’ll always keep a reserve though. Because there are some days when everything is exaggeratedly terrible.
tism · Sep 28, 2018 at 11:09 am
You so smart. :-)
Karly · Sep 28, 2018 at 10:17 am
So if you gave a “fuck that” for each thing in your morning to emulate that you had zero fucks to give…..did you really give zero fucks? I feel like this needs a mathematical theory written about it.
tcr! · Sep 28, 2018 at 10:55 am
Yep. I can’t say “zero fucks given” though, that’s somebody else’s mantra. But yeah, your equations line up.
Meicher · Sep 28, 2018 at 1:09 pm
Mitchell · Sep 28, 2018 at 7:03 pm
Omg can so relate just one of them days is how I look at it
chrisrich · Sep 29, 2018 at 4:26 pm
Is “Fuck that” a prayer? I want to think a sponsor told me that but maybe…… i just wish a sponsor told me that.
tcr! · Sep 30, 2018 at 8:42 am
It’s definitely a prayer. A “letting go” kinda prayer generally reserved for cloudy days.
chrisrich · Sep 30, 2018 at 9:14 am
Ok I’m running with that!!!!