A tag below my chin
· Mar 2, 2018 at 8:02 am
Audio (MP3): 20180302 - A tag below my chin
I don’t know how it is that I still put on my shirt backwards. I get one on, something feels uncomfortable, and then I look down and see a tag below my chin.
What the fuck? Am I five?
I pull my arms out and then do the straitjacket maneuver to spin it around proper. Next thing I know I’m on a dolly and Senator Martin is questioning me about her daughter.
This is why I have a hard time even getting out of bed in the morning
Oh, and Senator, just one more thing. Love your suit.
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