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A pizza up on some roof

tcr! · Sep 15, 2017 at 4:21 pm

Someday I would like to order a pizza and then when the delivery guy hands it over, just throw it up on the roof, frisbee style.

Not on my roof though. I don’t want a pizza on my roof. Like an asshole.

I think that this would fulfill some part of me. Fulfill some tiny destiny.

Wait. Did that happen in a movie? Was there a pizza up on some roof?
What movie was it? Let me know.

As a note: this isn’t about the pizza delivery guy although I’m sure he would worried. But I’d calm his fears by giving him a sly wink and then being on my way.

As some of you guys know, I dictate many of my posts to Notes on my iPhone and then polish them when I’m back on my Mac. I do this because some of my best thoughts come when driving, when I’m not thinking about anything in particular.

Like the above pizza toss.

Anyways, so when I got back to my Mac today one of the things Notes heard was:

And then he wrote to them. A room of a dozen women.

When I read that I was like “aww…”

I’m sure I didn’t say that but how poetic.

#pizza #diariespodcast

jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · Sep 16, 2017 at 12:10 am

Praise the Very Funny Loarde.

In other news:
“Skate a little lower now!”
—-Hey Nineteen by Steely Dan

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