Sign in to your account



This field is required


forgot your password?


New to the site? Create an account →

A cranberry stuck

tcr! · Feb 9, 2018 at 11:32 am

Audio (MP3): 20180209 - A cranberry stuck

The scene is my work desk. I’m eating cashew, almond, and cranberry trail mix. One of the cranberries jumped from the cup. I saw it happen but didn’t hear the landing. After a mildly-extensive berry-hunt the fruit-trail gone-went cold. I cannot find the little asshole. I fear I may be walking around with a cranberry stuck on my ass for the rest of the day.

I’m gonna power down my computer. Pack up my snacks, shave my head, braid my beard. Leave these snow covered lands and move to Island of Misfit Toys. Live out my days with the rest of the freaks.

#allislost #snacks #diariespodcast

Add a comment

It’d be better if you signed in before commenting


Post



Latest articles for #allislost

Dec 5th, 2018 at 6:09:21 pm

· 6 days ago

Wait. How did it get to be Wednesday? I thought it was Thursday and was looking forward to…

Dec 1st, 2018 at 3:16:20 pm

· Dec 1, 2018 at 3:16 pm

I accidentally bought unsalted peanuts. These things are fucking joke. 😂 😐 🥜 #allislost…

Nov 10th, 2018 at 10:16:26 am

· Nov 10, 2018 at 10:16 am

Why is there never a paperclip around when I need one? They’ll be out laying in the…